/B/. I know this will probably get buried under the 50th fucking Tribute, Loli/Shota, Shouldn't share, Social, Pussy rate or Trap thread, but I wish to document my plan.
I intend to pull off one of the smartest things I have done. I am going to commit a heist on Redditards.
It's a plan of a few steps, so let me list them off.
>Step 1: The opening act:
Make a post on some subreddit like confessions or AMA saying I'm going to die.
>Step 2: The waiting game:
Wait for it to gain traction, if not, delete it and retry a few months later.
>Step 3: The heist begins:
Say I'm poor and want to leave money to friends and family, say most live too far to give physically
>Step 4: Now the real game begins:
Open some shitcoin wallet, ask for donations.
>Step 5: Getting the fuck out:
Ride the cashflow of gullible 20-somethings until they wise up. Then run.
>Step 6: The cooldown:
Go down in reddit history, come back here a bit, or a lot more richer and infinitely more smug.
But, I'd like some help. I want to know what's going to kill me. I don't want to pull the cancer argument, because it's been done.
/B/. I ask you, what's killing me?
