What would it be like if a bar opened up and all the members currently lurking /b/ were there? I would be this disgusting, pathetic piece of shit that would sort of just stare at you and when you noticed me I wouldn’t look away, I would maintain eye contact. If we were all crowded and bunched up together I would try grabbing some of your genitals. I look like an actual fucking rat irl and I have really sharp finger nails with a hunched back. I haven’t seen light that isn’t fluorescent since 2003. All day, every day I post things like BBC, Traps, Alien Vs Predator threads.
