Listen up you faggots, here's the drill
You have been drafted into the /b/ Army
Here you ALL equally worthless until I see some digits
Singles? You might as well be a nigger, Private
Dubs? Nice, Corporal No go sage a trap thread
Trips? You're getting somewhere Sergeant, Have some tits
Quads? Major, this thread is yours to command.
Quints, General this /b/oard is YOURS
GET ROLLING FAGGOTS