Alright, enough of the loli, dick rate and trap threads. Time for a tard story
>be me
>go to school in the midwest
> our school is a quiet and peaceful school until two things start to happen
>1 an influx of tards and 2 an influx of nignogs
> most of the tards are docile window lickers, a few notable ones such as ellie, a dowine who ripped out patches of her hair and caren, an asian tard dumber than dog shit who has on numerous occasions has proceded to masturbate in the library
>the main man himself, chris, a childlike tard
>be walking to class 5th period
>see chris at the vending machines with a crusty sock full of quarters
>walk by chris
>"YOEW GIMMBE QUARRRTERS"
>"chris you have a sock full of quarters"
>"YOERR QUARTES"
>I tell him no and walk away
>as this is happening, ellie walks by
>"HEWY CHWIS"
>"WAT YOU WANT ELWIE"
>elle walks past him and starts to deposit quarters into the vending machine
> as this is happening chris proceeds to ask for more quarters
>ellie says no
Chris does the only logical thing and swings his cum sock of quarters into her head
> makes contact
>ellies face goes through the glass of the vending machine
>downie blood everywhere
> seeing as the window was now broken, chris slips his arm through, cutting it in the process
> all for a glass of diet doctor peper
> mfw when chirs gives a fellow retard even more brain damage
> mfw at graduation find out chris has been at out school for 7 years
> I find out chris is 22
