just ordered a dildo, i still dont wanna penetrate myself, ive done it back in the day when i was younger with several phalic objects but not with a real dildo, i was wondering, is it weird to just suck it meanwhile i masturbate, i kinda dont wanna go for it right away since i was really into inserting stuff into my butt and i dont wanna go that way anymore, im quite excited though
Anonymous
11/17/23(Fri)23:36:16 No.909489765
tris if bio
@shemalejanice
11/17/23(Fri)23:37:59 No.909489837
>>909489797
Volunteers are the backbone of Murica
Anonymous
11/17/23(Fri)23:40:41 No.909489930
>>909489255
Hehe thank youu
Anonymous
11/17/23(Fri)23:51:09 No.909490346
hi :3
@shemalejanice
11/18/23(Sat)00:04:48 No.909490838
>>909490658
Would totally give you a free trial to my OF if you lose NNN tonight
>>909492301
Check archives, so what if shes Jewish are you really being an antisemite right now? Especially in this climate with Hamas, shame on you.
>picrel are the WEAPONS that evil Hamas terrorists have used to kill JEWS sicko
Anonymous
11/18/23(Sat)00:56:22 No.909492753
>>909492569
I can guarantee you that Jes cares since she is a devout Christian and SUPPORTS God's Chosen People because they're BLESSED and antisemites like you are doubley-tripply CURSED. Unless you read this book and rebuke your antisemitic ways, it isn't long at all just trust me on this anon.
Anonymous
11/18/23(Sat)01:42:54 No.909494322
>>909492486
Anonymous
11/18/23(Sat)01:44:33 No.909494382
>>909492939
This was the fag impersonating Cuchu way back when I think lol, his typing is similar and he's doing the exact same bit.
funkylasers
11/18/23(Sat)01:46:13 No.909494457
on my way to bed, come cuddle me plz <3
funkylasers
11/18/23(Sat)01:52:49 No.909494687
>>909494623
okay :3 I can be your backpack :D
>>909494637
I promise to keep it nice and safe :3
Anonymous
11/18/23(Sat)02:06:38 No.909495164
Why are most trannies white supremacists?
funkylasers
11/18/23(Sat)02:10:20 No.909495295
>>909494809
>>909494833
hooray! :D
>>909494836
I'm 5'6
>>909494845
I'm pretty flexible, I'm sure we can find a position that works :P
>>909494958
<3
>>909495119
it probably is :3 but do you really know if you haven't fucked it yet? :D
>>909495130
lonnng day for sure, and need to get up early to take a little bike ride :D
Anonymous
11/18/23(Sat)02:13:04 No.909495395
>>909495164
>>909495319
You know something, HTA is a tranny. Yeah, the good news is we're all trannies so lets help each other out. The trannies here are kind of wild but hes gorgeous.
funkylasers
11/18/23(Sat)02:16:03 No.909495502
>>909495368
that would be a fun size difference :3 especially as I bounced around in your lap :D or you could always toy with me as I make dinner!
>>909495348
lol, why not both? (with a shower in between, of course)
>>909495345
I don't actually produce and ejaculate anymore (HRT be wildin)... I could make an orgasm vid, but it may be lackluster in comparison?
Leah
11/18/23(Sat)02:18:42 No.909495597
Hi everyone!
>>909495295
You have such a perfect butt for bitting.
Leah
11/18/23(Sat)02:26:11 No.909495880
>>909495671
What even counts as "petite" lol I don't think I am personally. But I bet you can still toss me.
>>909495722
>>909495752
funkylasers
11/18/23(Sat)02:27:28 No.909495927
>>909495597
hi cutie <3 thanks! love your outfit :3
>>909495644
careful, that would make me melt and demand more!
>>909495589
<3
>>909495555
It'll be between 30-60 minutes unless I feel like riding more :) I mostly do it for the relaxation / views (and to keep my thighs thick xD)
>>909495483
I love all sizes to be honest, small ones are cute and fun to tease; medium ones are great for fucking without a ton of stretching necessary and fun to deep throat; and big ones are intimidating, but in a challenging way? like "can I even take that thing"?
If I had to pick one size forever? probably 5-6 inches <3 they're all bigger than mine! lol
Leah
11/18/23(Sat)02:36:43 No.909496237
>>909495920
I apologize. I gotta get them done again.
funkylasers
11/18/23(Sat)02:40:05 No.909496367
>>909496133
I don't have any pictures, it's a Trek FX 2... so a few years old, hybrid style, in bright orange, and I love it :D great, well-rounded bike that can do a bit of everything
>>909496132
oh? :3
>>909496059
people told me HRT would nuke my libido, fucking wrong, I'm horny like all the fucking time... it's one reason I'm really into "free use" :D
>>909496014
woohoo! I'm now imagining a dick measuring booth that says "you must be this long to go to pound town" xD
>>909496050
yes, please :3
Leah
11/18/23(Sat)02:43:43 No.909496486
>>909496234
Id say I'm plush probably. Im 150lbs. I don't like this pic but I think it shows off how I look well.
>>909496311
Aside from a dildo a few times. Nope!
>>909496367
>Go to pound town
Best attraction for miles.
>>909496390
Well thank you anon. <3
It's Okay Too Be Jewish
11/18/23(Sat)02:49:42 No.909496706
>>909496064
Its not bait chudie.
Anonymous
11/18/23(Sat)03:20:21 No.909497635
Anonymous
11/18/23(Sat)03:20:28 No.909497639
Anonymous
11/18/23(Sat)03:21:14 No.909497664
Anonymous
11/18/23(Sat)03:21:46 No.909497676
Anonymous
11/18/23(Sat)03:22:43 No.909497712
Anonymous
11/18/23(Sat)03:24:18 No.909497756
Anonymous
11/18/23(Sat)03:25:20 No.909497784
Anonymous
11/18/23(Sat)03:27:31 No.909497841
Anonymous
11/18/23(Sat)03:29:14 No.909497888
>>909497650
hehe
Anonymous
11/18/23(Sat)03:30:03 No.909497910
Anonymous
11/18/23(Sat)03:39:48 No.909498196
>>909498005
thx!
Anonymous
11/18/23(Sat)04:15:47 No.909499266
Viola <33
stole my heart years ago and I still think about her lots <333
Anonymous
11/18/23(Sat)04:36:27 No.909499878
It is not too late to repent
Anonymous
11/18/23(Sat)04:39:53 No.909499973
>>909499878
the vatican is literally filled to brim with pedos and fags. If the pope can be the vicar of christ whilst protecting pedos and allowing child sexual abuse, then I'm allowed to fall in love with beautiful traps!
Anonymous
11/18/23(Sat)04:40:18 No.909499984
>>909487802
https://www.getthelube.com/
Anonymous
11/18/23(Sat)04:43:21 No.909500075
>>909499973
I'm not catholic and that is irrelevant. Sinners need to repent of their sins. The people at the vatican need to as much as you do
Anonymous
11/18/23(Sat)04:43:59 No.909500089
>>909498351
Snow means whitegirl whiteboi, sorry you lost.
Anonymous
11/18/23(Sat)04:46:47 No.909500152
Anonymous
11/18/23(Sat)04:47:21 No.909500168
>>909500075
Come off your highhorse, if you're here you probably have at least some interest.
lolatrap
11/18/23(Sat)04:48:30 No.909500198
sup fags?
Anonymous
11/18/23(Sat)04:52:09 No.909500290
>>909500075
most christfags don't even understand the bible. You think some of the laws are still in play, but also believe christ did away with the laws.
do you eat pork? shellfish? tuna? Do you tithe with money? do you sleep in the bed with your wife whilst she's menstruating? Do better than believe what the fool at the pulpit tells you. blind faith serves no one.
Anonymous
11/18/23(Sat)04:55:10 No.909500336
Heyy
Anonymous
11/18/23(Sat)05:07:58 No.909500650
>>909500536
Don't own any
Anonymous
11/18/23(Sat)05:33:14 No.909501241
do you think my collar looks cute?
Anonymous
11/18/23(Sat)05:45:47 No.909501504
>>909500149
It also means whitegirl, like I said, you lost whiteboi.
Anonymous
11/18/23(Sat)05:54:24 No.909501672
>>909499266
>>909499973
moar Viola, because beautiful <33333
Anonymous
11/18/23(Sat)05:59:23 No.909501771
Anonymous
11/18/23(Sat)07:45:35 No.909504284
no die
Anonymous
11/18/23(Sat)07:47:22 No.909504326
Anonymous
11/18/23(Sat)08:08:52 No.909504806
Anonymous
11/18/23(Sat)08:32:44 No.909505439
here are some pictures of my butt, enjoy!
Anonymous
11/18/23(Sat)08:49:09 No.909505837
Anonymous
11/18/23(Sat)08:56:23 No.909506044
>>909505837
OC i love how my butt came out
Anonymous
11/18/23(Sat)08:59:12 No.909506128
>>909506091
im such a shiny slut
funkylasers
11/18/23(Sat)09:36:09 No.909507346
>>909507003
good morning cutie blur <3
just got back from my bike ride! went for a little over an hour and it was beautiful out :3 if anyone was on the W&OD trail in the DC area this morning, you may have seen me!
>>909496585
happy to be of service <3
Anonymous
11/18/23(Sat)09:38:14 No.909507416
Anonymous
11/18/23(Sat)09:41:21 No.909507510
>>909507416
funkylasers
11/18/23(Sat)09:42:00 No.909507527
>>909507393
<3 I ride a Trek FX 2, it's a lovely little bike :D how have you been? :3
Anonymous
11/18/23(Sat)09:45:23 No.909507636
>>909507510
Anonymous
11/18/23(Sat)09:52:33 No.909507816
>>909507636
Anonymous
11/18/23(Sat)09:54:27 No.909507872
>>909507816
funkylasers
11/18/23(Sat)09:55:46 No.909507907
>>909507490
it is really nice! and goes on forever lol but I never ride the whole thing :) definitely would be fun to have you on the ride... and in the shower afterwards :P
>>909507621
nah, I'm not that cool xD glad to hear you've been good :3 same here!
Anonymous
11/18/23(Sat)10:12:19 No.909508453
>>909507872
Anonymous
11/18/23(Sat)10:13:28 No.909508492
Anonymous
11/18/23(Sat)10:16:43 No.909508584
>>909508542
Thanks daddy, sure thing
Anonymous
11/18/23(Sat)10:19:01 No.909508667
>>909508628
Thanks! I’ve been growing my hair out for awhile and plan on growing it more
funkylasers
11/18/23(Sat)10:23:01 No.909508796
>>909508177
definitely! <3 and I could make us both coffee or tea so we can snuggle and be cozy together :3 what would we watch or do while on the couch, anon?
>>909508414
if this is your sort of thing, sure! I do like breeding sex :D
>>909508516
><3 ur pretty cool funky
you too blur <3
>>909508492
cute butt and thigh highs :D
Anonymous
11/18/23(Sat)10:25:29 No.909508875
>>909508733
I didn’t know stretch marks made me look girly, I like them more now. And I’m sorry is this better?
>>909508796
Thank you lol! You too
Anonymous
11/18/23(Sat)10:29:58 No.909509013
>>909508930
Thank you :3
Anonymous
11/18/23(Sat)10:34:57 No.909509173
>>909509055
I was trained young on how to take dick so I’ve gotten pretty good at arching for it
Anonymous
11/18/23(Sat)10:39:00 No.909509307
>>909509261
Glad to hear that :P
Anonymous
11/18/23(Sat)10:45:40 No.909509515
>>909487802
Pic related...
Anonymous
11/18/23(Sat)10:45:42 No.909509516
>>909509482
I wish I had more outfits/colors for you but I’m new to being a sissy :( I’m glad you’re enjoying either way though
funkylasers
11/18/23(Sat)10:47:54 No.909509586
>>909508849
>>909508875
thanks! <3
>>909508960
and I absolutely love having my hole tongued to fuck :D
>>909508865
I looove Earl Grey! Definitely my favorite tea <3 I like to make it with some milk and the lightest amount of sugar, so good!
>>909509356
that all sounds lovely! I've been looking into chicken tikka masala recipes recently. I'd love to cook for you :3 would I be too generic / predictable if I played a more supportive role in the game? :D
blur
11/18/23(Sat)10:49:14 No.909509639
>>909508592
KEK black fag is too funny
>>909508796
ily funky
>>909508837
>I'm not a big cognac guy
I haven't had either of those tbh but I kinda like patron i had that a couple (?) days ago
>whole bottle of that just for yourself
me n u booboo i don't think I can finish it by myself plus you said the thing about putting the moves on me which i don't think you need to anyway I'm already ~ moved ~xD
>take advantage of your drunken state...
uwu turned me on lowkey ngl
>bum-ass dad used to steal my car
I'm not stealing it stealing it xD they're relocating and don't need it so I'm like 0.0 mineee lmao
>>909509220
>dumbest motherfucker
yes not untrue
>motorcycle
what's wrong with a motorbike bro ;-;
Anonymous
11/18/23(Sat)10:52:13 No.909509722
>>909509561
Wish I could be sucking you off rn
funkylasers
11/18/23(Sat)11:21:05 No.909510796
>>909509639
>ily funky
love you too! <3
>>909509677
I was genetically designed in a laboratory for maximum breedability! (in reality, I think it's because I'm 5'6 and I do lots of things with my thighs (stairs, squats, biking)? either way, I love my thighs and butt :D
>>909509927
I was thinking that! my main complaint with the recipes I've found so far is how high the calorie counts are (but I suppose that's tikka masala for you!)
I would love to be the helper :3
funkylasers
11/18/23(Sat)11:44:23 No.909511724
>>909511505
>>909511164
I do have a discord, not super active on it as I'm bad at communication :P my username on there is, get this... funkylasers
:) anyone can add me
>>909510926
awh, thanks anon! I'm far from perfect, but appreciate it all the same! I think I'd make a good wife someday :D
>>909511483
I really love underwear! I try to buy the cute stuff, so to part with it is really hard lol but who knows, maybe some day! What does "top dollar" even look like for stuff like that? How long does someone need to wear underwear for them to be sufficiently "dirty"?
